The 13 Funniest Help Wanted Signs Ever (PHOTOS)

The 13 Funniest Help Wanted Signs Ever (PHOTOS)

  

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We all know times are tough. So many people are unemployed, underemployed or underpaid, that any available job can look like a golden opportunity. That is, unless it’s one of these. From the obviously disgruntled boss to ludicrous requirements, these positions aren’t really suited for anyone except the self-loathing or the clinically insane.

1 – Now Hiring Fried Turkeys!

Hooray! If dinosaurs in people clothes and fried turkeys are getting jobs, the recession must be over!

2 – Non-Skeletor-Looking Cashier Wanted

We think we know exactly who walked in for a job 5 minutes before this sign was posted.

3 – English As A Dominant Language

This is either an ad for an English tutor, or the boss is just really into hyperbole.

4 – Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Are Hiring

Splinter needs some fresh blood on the team. To apply, just enter this manhole.

5 – Financial “Help” Wanted

We’d love to help out but what are they selling? It looks like a broom closet to us.

6 – Pizza Man Needed With MA In S.Y.M.

You can really tell the last guy was fired and didn’t quit.

7 – Piano-Playing Clam Shucker Wanted

This sounds complicated.

8 – BlockBuster Will Not Be Fooled Again

Those clever dinosaurs… They keep taking all the good jobs!

9 – Now Hiring… Like, RIGHT Now

Seriously, be quick guys. This job could go at any minute. In fact, as soon as you’re hired, why don’t you just sign up for unemployment just in case.

10 – Wendy’s Mourning Period Is Over

Dave Thomas was an icon but those burgers are not going to sell themselves.

11 – When Are They Going To Learn?

When using signs with removable letters, they need to come up with a new way to say they’re hiring people for the last shift of the night.

12 – Now Hiring Truck Drivers, Obviously

They really know how to pick ‘em.

13 – We Taking Application

Come on in, we hiring!

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